Weed Queen of Sloth
She’s too chill to care—and that’s what makes her dangerous.
Always horizontal, never in a hurry. Sloth does things on her own time—if at all. Draped in dreamy purples and surrounded by secondhand smoke, she’s the goddess of doing nothing... perfectly.
She’s the nap you didn’t plan but desperately needed. Wrapped in blankets, bad ideas, and that blunt she lit an hour ago—Sloth is a mood and a lifestyle.
Effort? Overrated. Vibes? Immaculate.
She’s the comedown queen, the “five more minutes” fantasy, and the excuse you didn’t need. Stick her, wear her, frame her—but don’t expect her to get up for it.
The other Queens?
- Pride rolls her eyes, but secretly envies her peace.
- Greed says she’s wasting potential.
- Wrath once tried to light a fire under her—didn’t work.